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I have a confession to make: I am not a native Rhode Islander. I come from
perhaps the anti-Rhode Island -- New York, a big, populated place where the
accents are exactly opposite to those of Ocean Staters, a kind of loop over the
middle of words compared to RI's ignorance of the last syllable; a place based
on land and "Empire," as opposed to the discretion of water and "Ocean."
But I have in fact lived and worked in RI, chosen to live and work in RI, for
my entire adult life. So I admit, I was not indeed born here, was neither
raised on quahogs nor truly understand, no matter how I've tried, the subtle
appeal of Walter Cryan, but have instead volunteered, in a different way than
any native could, to spend the bulk of my time in what must be the quirkiest
state in the Union, with the possible exception of Maine, and who would
possibly choose to live in Maine?
And it is because of this that, year after year, I have faced the same
dilemma, over and over again: what to do with the relatives when they drive the
three or more hours to visit. Every year more and more of them make the trip to
the Ocean State, be it Prov or Newport or Bristol or East Greenwich, and each
year it is up to your fair Phoenix journalist to figure out not only
just what they are going to do for the time spent, but also how to tell them
they are going to do that while giving them the illusion that they are coming
up with the plan on their own, as Ma/Pa/Sis/Grandma et al. need to believe.
This year there were going to be more than 16 Stolers (gasp! a record, and
almost the entire brood!), wandering around the Ocean State the entire last
week of August, stopping for directions when they couldn't follow my car
despite the care and precision with which I led, holding up traffic through a
general lack of attention paid, making me flinch in actual physical pain when
they talked to locals and trashed the pronunciation of Misquamicut and Matunuck
and then later mixed up both the locations and syllable stresses of Pawcatuck
and, yes, dear Pawtucket like the native Brooklynites they all are.
Entertaining 16-plus of what I swear are the most spastically uncohesive clan
made up of members from the ages of eight months to 85 for a whole week? Let's
just say, knowing that of course I love my family, each and every one of them,
"Yikes!"
And here's the thing: given that this is a "Best" essay, written to espouse
the positive aspects of the state, is it not clear that the problem had is not
at all the one one might expect to have: it isn't, in fact, a paucity of good
activities and restaurants, etc., but, in fact, way too many good things to eat
and do in a mere week's time.
It's true: even after the multiple trips to Rhode Island that have already
occurred, even after having eaten in what I would consider some of the tastiest
dining spots on the continent, the task was not to come up with one last
desperate place to take the whole family. Instead it was to keep the family
from killing themselves trying to decide between a still overwhelming number of
great choices.
The Stolers nearly splintered on the very first night, trying to decide
between Maria's in Misquamicut (stunning muscles in Thai Red Curry, by the way)
or Camille's on da Hill (could one even possibly hope to beat the décor
or the red clam sauce?) for the kick-off-the-week-fancy-schmancy dinner. We
went on rotating shifts to roam around Little Compton and Watch Hill, had our
own arguments over Best slice, Best clam cake, and Best place to see your grown
son-the-writer act like an adolescent merely because he is in your presence too
long.
And, well past that August, now, there is more yet to do. We still haven't sat
outside in DePasquale sipping cappuccino and munching cannolis, as we have
planned to do every year. My parents have barely touched the RI Arts scene,
with nary a trip to the RISD Museum or probably 80 percent of the Downcity
galleries. After having gone to poetry and fiction readings at Brown and
downtown, they haven't touched an AS220 reading, have yet to see the stages at
Trinity Rep, the Providence Black Rep, or the SFGT. Almost all of the arts and
food festivals like the Convergence or the Jubilé have been
unattended.
It's simple, really: a week every year just isn't enough. A weekend every
October will not get you skating outside at the Fleet, will not get you sunning
on Second Beach. Were you to vacation in RI every year, my thought is that
you'd only barely approach any understanding of both the state and the gobs of
things it has on tap. There is too much to do, here. Unless you're a native. Or
unless you move.
-- David Andrew Stoler
Best blasphemous art display
The newest restaurant/bar in the increasingly popular Jewelry District
is Jake's Bar & Grille. Owner Jackie Nichols and her son Jake have done
wonders with this formerly ramshackle garage. The restaurant has a lovely patio
with a garden for al fresco dining and you'll be shocked at how handsomely
they've converted the interior. The food (courtesy of chef Rabbit Hoffinger) is
hearty American chow and the jukebox features the only Mose Allison CD in town.
But the real conversation piece is the huge mural overlooking the main dining
area by RISD painter Jessica Van Dam. It's a parody of da Vinci's famous "Last
Supper" but, instead of Jesus and his apostles, we get John Lennon, Patsy
Cline, Kurt Cobain, Biggie Smalls, Billie Holiday and the Rat Pack -- as
eclectic a group of deceased musicians as you'll find anywhere. It's a killer.
373 Richmond Street, Providence, 453-JAKE.
Best reason to go to Wyoming
Trust the annual Washington County Fair to come up with unusual contests. E.g.,
the egg-throwing contest, which has different age-groups paired off with an egg
to toss between them, beginning just a foot apart and gradually moving as far
as 10' away from each other. Or the rooster-crowing contest, in which owners
place their prize cocks on a table and begin to coax them to crow -- the
owners' imitation cockadoodle-doos are as amusing as the real thing. In the
darkness inside the pavilion, it can be hard to tell human from fowl. The fair
has many sections, with amazing displays of large or unusual vegetables,
brightly-colored jars of jam, pens of calves, lambs or bunnies and afternoon
and evening concerts by C & W stars. $5 adults, kids under 12 free, at
the fairgrounds on Route 112, Wyoming, 539-7042.
Best place to gamble between classes
Not spending the parents cash quick enough? What institute of higher learning
other than CCRI boasts a quick and convenient way to lose the rent check right
down the block? Lincoln Greyhound Park is doing its part for higher ed. by
offering those in need a quick fix between (and during) classes or on lunch
break. Running late? No problem -- lay it down and dial up the results hotline
from class on the cell, at the computer lab at lincolnparkri.com, or check ABC6
nightly at 1a.m. With live and simulcast racing, along with 1200 machines (and
another 500 on the way), including the new Wheel of Fortune slots and Golden
Egg 40 Ball Keno (ahhh, Keno), Lincoln Greyhound Park offers a multitude of
money-burning options -- and plenty of ATM's. 1600 Louisquisset Pike,
Lincoln, (800) 720-7275.
Best way to learn history without moving your lips
Now and then around the state, usually at library performances, you can find
history stepping off the page in the regal, pearl-dripping form of Queen
Elizabeth I. Local acting mainstay Marilyn Meardon, 68, has appeared in more
than 30 plays, portraying everything from surly nun to gentle anti-abortion
guerilla. But her most striking role has been that of Elizabeth Tudor, the
Virgin Queen, in her one-person show, In Her Own Words. Having immersed
herself in Elizabethan history and biography, Meardon glides out with hennaed
hair, China-white make-up and an imperial yet charming manner. After waxing
regal about court intrigues and inspiring troops, Her Most Gracious Majesty, as
she insists on being addressed, is in her best form fielding audience
questions. Learning about the Virgin Queen's love life or gender hassles, we
most certainly are amused.
Best place to learn a new vocabulary
If you'd been at last year's Funda Fest -- Rhode Island's own Black
Storytelling Festival -- you would have clapped and chanted with Tejumola
Ologboni, as he pounded out West African rhythms and American rhymes; you would
have hummed along with Onawumi Jean Moss, as she wove songs through her
stories; you would have learned African greetings from Valerie Tutson, a thumb
story from Len Cabral, dances from Abigail Jefferson and much, much more.
Funda, Zulu for "to learn," is not-to-be-missed fun. Rhode Island has its own
fine corps of black storytellers, including the latter three, plus Ramona Bass,
Melodie Thompson, Priscilla Harris and Reggie Williams, and Funda Fest 2000
will also feature four or five tellers from outside Rhode Island, who will
bring stories from African, African-American, Caribbean and Latin American
traditions. January 2000, Providence and Newport, 273-4013.
Best reason to get to the movies 45 minutes early
After you blow $16 on two tickets at the Showcase Cinema in Warwick,
send your girlfriend to the mix-n-match candy while you put up four quarters
for the Star Wars Trilogy video game by Sega. Trilogy is a top shelf first
person shooter based on the original trilogy, and includes flying an X-Wing
through the trenches, battling on Hoth, guiding a speeder bike through the
forest of Endor, plus some light-saber action against Darth Vader and bounty
hunter Boba Fett. The graphics and sound are worth missing the previews of
whatever you are seeing (or all of the Phantom Menace). Here's a secret
tip to impress the ladies: on the Hoth level, every time Luke yells "Attack
Pattern Delta, Go Now!" hit the EVENT button and aim at the red triangle for
the automatic kill. Then again, if you are a diehard Star Wars nerd, the
girlfriend thing probably doesn't apply.
http://www.sega.co.jp/starwars/home/html.
Best place to live la vida loca
La Cabana is currently in Lincoln, but the Latin beats throbbing there weekends
may soon wobble it over the nearby Pawtucket line. Actually, it doesn't matter
where this Latino night club is physically located, for it exists essentially
as a state of mind and would spontaneously generate somewhere else as long as
the primal need for salsa and merengue's booty-shaking cross-rhythms keep
moving the population. Which is a safe bet, since Hispanics look to become the
country's largest minority in a half-dozen years. If you missed Martin's
captivating "The Cup of Life" live on the February Grammies, you can catch some
of his crossover cross-language Latin pop hits here, and then some. No
dancing in squeaky, scuffing sneakers. 141 Reservoir Avenue, Lincoln,
724-6622.
Best bright light on a dark block
On a sultry night this past August, Gallery Agniel was packed wall-to-wall with
a line out the door. The occasion? The last installment in its Picture Start
Film Series of new works by up-and-coming filmmakers. The audience was rapt and
still despite the heat when an unsuspecting passerby poked his head inside and
yelled "movies!" with the pure joy of a kid on Christmas. Illuminated at all
hours for your window-shopping pleasure, Gallery Agniel is a dash of evening
shimmer on a corner of Fox Point formerly reserved for antiques and liquor.
Brown grad Sara Agniel conceived the joint as "an alternative venue for the
exhibition of challenging, contemporary visual art." The gallery features
monthly shows of painting, sculpture, prints, photography and installation --
most by Rhode Island artists -- and public receptions on Gallery Nights. 460
Wickenden Street, Providence, 272-1522.
Best place to see Quiet Riot!!
Sure, you're over the age of 27 but never carried a brush (for that fluffy,
feathered hair) in the back pocket of your tattered, acid-washed jeans. When
you're done lying, get to the Station (formerly known as the Filling Station)
to catch up on those aging '80s rockers we so adored. At age 34, owner Howard
Julian (former guitarist for longtime local cover band Siren) has booked plenty
of yesteryear's arena rockers during his five-year tenure, including Quiet Riot
(twice!), Slaughter, Missing Persons, Dokken (twice!), and cherry-pie lovin'
Warrant. Even better is the price, with most shows under $10. Crank up the
VH-1 Big Hair of the '80s compilation and get pumped before a
night at the Station. Sundays and Tuesdays offer free pool and are designated
"Drinks on the Bartender" nights, with no cover -- wicked awesome, man. 211
Cowesett Avenue, West Warwick, 823-4660.
Best time to overhear Inspector Clouseau-isms
Tucked away in a corner of a state whose dominant culture often seems to
be Italian-American, Woonsocket and its French-Canadian population are often
overlooked. But if you attend the sixth annual Jubilé next summer, a
three-day extravaganza of French culture, you will hear accents more familiar
to The Pink Panther than La Dolce Vita. You can take part in the
annual tourtiere (meat pie) contest -- by consuming them, of course --
while listening to Quebecois music, both contemporary and traditional.
Highlights include Le Marché Français at River Island
Park, with its food, crafts and arts booths, the Cirque pour Enfants,
and the horse-and-buggy rides or riverboat tours of the city. Wrap it all up
with a fiddle jam and dance or a classical concert. August 2000, Woonsocket,
724-2200 or 861-4445.
Best way to one-up the more-recycling-conscious-than-thou
Maybe with a table supported by stylized fish, or herons and marsh reeds, all
looking like wrought iron but fashioned out of recycled steel plate and other
discarded metals. Westerly sculptor John F. Mahoney used to work in human
services agencies and was a founding member of the Nor'Easter Society, which
combined folkloric and conservation concerns in the region. So, in 1995 when he
followed his bliss and opened a custom metalwork design studio in Watch Hill,
Native Images, it was natural for him to express and epitomize his
environmental values sculpturally. You can see his shore birds in the lotus
pond at Wilcox Park in Westerly. Mostly he attempts to merge the out- with the
indoors by creating functional objects. A circular pot rack is a diorama of
swimming fish. Candleholders have Giacometti-thin figures joyfully lifting
candles aloft. Very celebratory stuff. 596-4379.
http://www.nativeimages.com.
Best opportunity to stomp in public
Next year will be the ninth annual Newport International Polo Series at
Glen Farm, in Portsmouth. On Saturday afternoons you can take a picnic or
tailgate dinner and watch international polo teams go up against U.S. teams ($8
adults, children free). Polo games have six periods (or chuckers) of seven
minutes each; after every chucker, each of the four riders on a team gets a new
horse. Thus each team brings at least 24 thoroughbreds to gallop up and down
the field. The result of all that galloping is a half-time tradition that has
spectators move onto the field and stomp down the chunks of grass that have
been torn up by hooves and polo sticks. The crowd is sizeable for such a
little-known American sport -- the 750-1250 stompers rivaling any Tony
award-winning show. Glen Farm, East Main Road (Route 138), Portsmouth,
846-0200.
Best T-shirted tenors
Their dulcet notes can be heard wafting across the waters of the
Woonasquatucket on summer and fall evenings in Providence. The gondoliers of La
Gondola, in addition to balancing on the stern of the slim Venetian boats,
propelling them forward and expertly turning them in the Crawford Street basin,
will, upon request, serenade their passengers during the 40-minute trip ($60
for two passengers, $15 for each additional up to 6). Gondolier Alan Days will
render "Happy Birthday" in Italian. Cynthia Days, Alan's wife and co-owner of
La Gondola, says the gondoliers sing "because Hollywood says they should --
they don't do it in Venice." But this is Providence, where everything is a
little out-sized, so expect a basket of cheese and crackers, an ice bucket and
glasses (for BYOB wine or champagne) and "O Solo Mio." La Gondola
leaves from the dock near the Citizens Bank building, Providence,
421-8877.
Best tuxedoed tenors
Technically they aren't in tuxedos when they're in costume, be they the
Duke from Rigoletto or Rodolfo in La Bohème. But any way
you look at it, the tenors in the Ocean State Lyric Opera are top-notch.
Rodolfo (played this past September by David Corman) sings of his love for Mimi
(Maria Spacagna) in a sweet aria called "Che gelida manina" (thy tiny
hand is frozen), and later joins her in a heart-tugging duet, "Addio, senza
rancor" (farewell, without regrets), that grows into a quartet. It's in
those soaring harmonies that you hear the voice as a trained musical instrument
and appreciate the emotional timbre behind the notes. 331-6060.
Best boost to our indie cred
So we're not the cradle of alternative rock -- we're at peace with that. Still,
it's disturbing to hear that a local club kid presenting a Rhode Island license
at a Seattle rock show was met with the query, "Providence? Is it just like the
TV show?" With a wholesome NBC drama and a mainstream mall to its credit, is
Providence witnessing the dimming of its alterna-hip sheen? Not yet. Just in
the nick of time, homegrown alt rock siren and former front-woman of Newport's
own Throwing Muses Kristin Hersh moved her family out of the California desert
and back to our very own Providence. That's right, the woman Rolling Stone
Magazine dubbed "simply one of the most talented artists around" has been
sighted buying baby paraphernalia at the CVS on Thayer Street. With a dreamy
new album called "Sky Motel," Hersh is at the top of her game. And for even
more fun, listen to old Muses records and wonder if lines like "nothing ever
happens here/I sit, I just wait" refer to Rhode Island.
http://www.throwingmusic.com.
Best way to disprove that spitting theory
Some people love to walk their dogs; others climb on a horse and canter
away. But for the truly exotic hiking companion, try a llama at the Llama Farma
in Cumberland, which specializes in breeding registered llamas on 38 acres of
hilly, woodsy terrain. One can choose day hikes of three to four or five to 10
miles with a picnic along the way ($25 per person, two people per llama, groups
must be at least six, reservations required). Sunset llama hikes (adults only)
are held each month on the Friday evening closest to the full moon.
Participants walk through forest and field, break for a wine and cheese snack
and then return between 10:30 p.m. and 12 a.m. ($30 per person). Check the gift
shop, with fibers made from llama and camel wool. Or make like Michael Jackson
and rent a llama for a day: it's $600. 202 Nate Whipple Highway, Cumberland,
334-1873.
Best mix of black-garbed film buffs, celebs, and hoi poloi
What an appropriately posh place for a celebration of flickering fantasies. An
annual Newport International Film Festival, held for the second time this
summer, was long overdue. It's still "a baby festival," as co-founder Nancy
Donahoe points out, so we civilians do not yet need to sport sunglasses to face
the glinting diamonds and million-dollar smiles of Hollywood glitterati. That
will change. Impressions accrue. When the occasional movie mogul like Miramax's
Harvey Weinstein or celeb like Polly Draper or Tony Roberts get impressed and
take their impressions back to LA, buzz grows. The rest of us don't do too
badly either. This year we chatted at screenings with director Whit Stillman
and actor Peter Riegert. And at those early morning panel discussion, it was
always fun to hear filmmakers whine about things rarely going their way -- we
knew we had a lot in common with the rich and famous!
http://www.newportfilmfestival.com.
Best place to water a sculpture
There are all kinds of uses for the Green Animals topiary garden in
Portsmouth: you dragged around a potted plant instead of a blankie as a kid and
need a lift; you are an artist looking for a "fresh" genre; you are simply more
comfortable amidst the surreal than the real. Regardless of what tame or
twisted urges draw you there, the oldest topiary display in the country is not
a local sight to be missed. The 80 pieces of sculpted privet, yew and English
boxwood that are shaped into decorative and geometric designs and 21 animals
and birds are on a seven-acre estate overlooking Narragansett Bay, purchased in
1872 by Thomas E. Brayton, a cotton manufacturer with a sense of humor. So when
you feel like strolling through a living Edward Gorey illustration just bring
$6.50 ($3 for kids) and a sense of delight to Cory's Lane, off of Rte. 114
in Portsmouth, May to October, 683-1267.
Best summertime swing with a view
The summer of '99 saw a return of swing dancers to the Towers in
Narragansett, a venue previously reserved for private functions. Kicking the
two-month season off was Andrew Bird and his Bowl of Fire band, playing their
own hot brand of swing. They were followed by the Hatfields and McCoys doing
Appalachian swing, Slippery Sneakers with zydeco (a swamp version of '50s
jitterbug), the Boogitos with R & B, Latin and swing, the Smoking Jackets
and their barrel house blues, and Greg Abate and Dick Johnson with their own
smokin' horns. Next summer's four-month line-up will see all these and more,
including the teen-age band Groove Dogs. Look forward to enjoying the public
access to the Towers, the beautiful day's-end view of the beach and shore and
the no-booze, no-smoking, low-cost ($5-$10) dance opportunity. Ocean Road,
Narragansett, 295-5270.
Best place to imagine you're in a 19th-century painting
Looking at this 70-foot-high stony outcropping from the hill above it,
with its pastoral scene of vegetation and ponds surrounding it, you could
imagine you are peering into a life-sized painting by a Hudson River School
artist. In fact, painters George Quincy Thorndike, William Morris Hunt and John
LaFarge all took inspiration from the Hanging Rock in the Paradise section of
Middletown (their works are exhibited at the Newport Art Museum through Jan.
2). So did philosopher Bishop George Berkeley, who admired the view from its
cleft in 1729 (the rock is sometimes called the Bishop's Seat). Access to this
unusual geographical phenomenon is via one of the seven miles worth of trails
in the 30-acre Norman Bird Sanctuary. It's a beautiful hike along a rocky ridge
with sweeping views of the ocean and marshlands. Admission $4 adults, $2
children. 583 Third Beach Road, Middletown, 846-2577.
Best use of Narragansett Bay as a scenic backdrop
The gentle shushing of waves against the seawall on Goat Island is the
perfect accompaniment to Island Moving Company's annual summer performances
there. Catching the early-evening light, the dancers start before the sun moves
below the horizon and finish in the twilight. Their gracefully moving forms are
golden lit and the ebb and flow of the water, with its shades of changing
blues, is alternately as restful and as dramatic as the choreography of their
modern ballet pieces. Their Jamestown concerts have also been performed on a
lawn sloping to Narragansett Bay, and the August performances are at St.
George's, with a panoramic view of Middletown's Second Beach. As courageous as
it is to schedule outdoor concerts, it's even more daring to dance them:
sometimes the competition is the wind, sometimes a light drizzle. There is,
however, always the allure of the ocean nearby. 847-4470.
Best Korn-y band that actually plays originals
Let's face facts: there are plenty of local, loud ass bands that suck --
but Grin ain't one of 'em. With a debut EP due out by the end of the year, this
Warwick-based trio has stirred up local crowds at recent Met Café and
Century Lounge gigs without Korn covers or half-ass, second rate vocals. Lead
singer/songwriter/guitarist Dave Mills is running the show with talent to match
at 21 years young. Grin's rousing version of "Jump Around" would have Fred
Durst nodding in delight. But, unlike Durst or Jonathan Davis, Mills can
actually sing. Similar to national acts like the Deftones, Rage, and Bizkit,
Grin is slowly building an audience via an intense live sound and stage
presence. But enough with the namedropping comparisons -- peep the local club
listings and make a note to check 'em out.
Best place to freestyle
You've seen the large elephant trumpeting on their T-shirts -- well,
it's time to blow your own horn. Round Midnight, an open mike/performance
workshop sponsored by Providence Black Rep. brings more than a dozen hip-hop
and rap artists, both veterans and newcomers, to the stage at each session,
putting thoughts into rhyme and feelings into rhythm. Artistic director Donald
King (see News Section for Local Heroes) sees it as an opportunity for
youth to develop and showcase their skills and talents and as a place where
people of all ages and talents can experiment, nurturing and supporting each
other's creativity. Artist-in-resident Raidge, often on tap, raps in a style he
calls "verbal Aikido," challenging all who listen to take notice and take
notes. Admission is $3; it begins around 10:30 p.m., Fridays. Watch for the
breakers practicing out front. 131 Washington Street, Providence,
351-0353.
Best view of baby Y2K
You've missed the deadline for New Year's reservations at the Biltmore,
but you can do the next best thing: jump in the Providence Biltmore elevator
and ride to the top just before 1999 rolls into the Year 2000. As you rise
above Kennedy Plaza, you'll see skaters gliding across the ice at the Fleet
Skating Center, kids climbing onto statues to get a better view of the
fireworks at the State House, parents craning their necks in that direction.
And with the lights around the fast-rising, glass-sided elevator, you might
feel like a bottle-rocket yourself. And then of course the elevator drops, with
that stomach-dropping whoosh -- the finest of sensations with which to see the
entire city shut down due to Y2K cpu glitches. Providence Biltmore Hotel,
Kennedy Plaza, Providence.
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