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The write stuff
That Proves It, 2003
BY RUDY CHEEKS

P eople frequently ask me how to go about getting a regular newspaper column. The short answer is, of course, to sleep with the editor. That’s not my story, of course (our longtime editor, Lou Papineau, would never go for it), but it’s as good as any answer I can come up with. It is also helpful to have come of age in the anything-goes ’60s and ’70s.

Of course, in the ’60s and ’70s, sleeping with your editor was not too far from the realm of imagination. (It probably isn’t today, either, but how would I know?) Back in the old days, ink-stained wretches like yours truly had our own little nightlife scenes. Hope’s Bar, originally on Washington Street and named in honor of both The Iceman Cometh and the Biggest Little’s official motto, was a joint that was owned by a couple of Journal reporters. It also seemed to stay open far later than the legal closing time. Reporters, cops, and other in-the-know types could be found there way past official closing time, still swallowing the odd tankard of nut brown ale. I tell this now because the statute of limitations has long since passed.

Leo’s over on Chestnut Street was another prime hangout, but it was not about to flaunt the law on closing time. However, it had lovely waitresses, pursued by all the hetero bozo-men (and sometimes we "got lucky"), and bathrooms regularly inhabited by a cadre of late-night crazies eager to inhale vast quantities of "Frankie’s product," aka cocaine.

Despite the fact that I never made "the beast with two backs" with any of my many editors over the years, I did manage to get a column. This was primarily because I was already a known commodity around here due to my rock ’n’ roll activities that started around 1970.

Back then, there was a burgeoning counterculture and, as a full-time rock n’ roll musician, I was a part of it. I can’t recall how or why I got asked to write some stuff for the NewPaper (precursor of today’s Phoenix), but I was and I did. Throughout those early years, the NewPaper (and later, their archrival, the Providence Eagle) was a magnet for a lot of thoughtful arts, entertainment and cultural writing. Folks like Bill Flanagan, Rob Tannenbaum, Caroline Knapp, Evelyn McDonnell, Chip Young, Steve Dubois, Peter Donahue, Bill Van Siclen, Scott Duhamel, Rick Massimo, Bob Giusti and, of course, Lou Papineau (he of the rock-steady guiding hand), all started out in the early Providence alternative press. These are some pretty damned good writers.

But back to the fabulous me. As a kid growing up in Pawtucket, I had two awe-inspiring idols: Bob Dylan and S.J. Perelman. This was Highway 61 Revisited and Chicken Inspector #23 times. (And, if you don’t recognize that second reference, I suggest you scurry on down to the library and check it out. Maybe you too will discover the greatest literary humorist/gunslinger to fumble through bogs of metaphor.) In high school, Charlie Sawicki, Chick Arouth, Rod Dawson, Mike Connolly, George Gagnon, and I would cruise around in Georgie’s big 1956 Cadillac and read Perelman out loud. That’s what we did for kicks.

So despite getting all I needed in terms of feedback from rock ’n’ roll audiences in Providence, Boston, New Haven, New York, and places in between, I still wanted to write. And I wanted to write stuff that would make people laugh. I thank Ty Davis and Vin (The Madman) Suprynowicz for giving me that initial opportunity.

And, of course, being a Vo Dilanduh, I was never at a loss for subject matter. What a gift to have had the retrial of Claus von Bulow taking place minutes from my home. Of course, my coverage of the von Bulow trial was a bit different from that of the mainstream press. While they were covering the blow-by-blow, I was covering them, asking them to speculate on the casting for the movie (we didn’t even know that there’d be a movie at the time but, of course, there was). Claus himself told me that he thought that "Curt Jurgens" would be perfect to play him, even though Curt was on his last legs at the time and Jeremy Irons wasn’t even on the radar screen.

I also was approached by a guy who worked room service at the Biltmore who told me that he’d delivered breakfast to Claus and his paramour at the time (Andrea Reynolds) and was hot to inform me that Claus was not circumcised. Not that this was big news about a guy born in Europe in the ’30s. But it just goes to show you that there has always been a deep interest in the farthest side of sidebars. I even got a note from the trial judge telling me how much she was enjoying my so-called coverage of the trial.

Having written about governors (from Garrahy to Carcieri), presidents (from Carter to Bush the Younger), and mayors (from Buddy to Boy Joe to Buddy to Little Chi Chi), I must say that I’ve been blessed with an embarrassment of riches.

While I never got to emulate the King, Mr. Perelman, I’ve had the opportunity to ruminate, for public consumption, on the one of the most colorful and hilarious places on earth. Thanks, Rhode Island, for being what you are, and thanks, Steve Mindich, Steve Brown, Peter Kadzis, and all the other great Phoenix people, for believing that my fumblings through bogs of metaphor were of interest to the discriminating audience that is the Phoenix readership. (Okay, so some of you are bozos just like me, but it’s suck-up time and I’m up for the task.)


Issue Date: October 24 - 30, 2003
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